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A Teleiophile is an adolescent or young adult which is attracted to mature adults.
Yeah, definitely me.
Most people on tumblr….
lol
uhhhh, NO. Pfft? Me?? A Teleiophile?? Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.YES.
and so many more
not sorry
I’m damn proud of it, son.
:C
yeah the guy up there ^
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Seriously anybody that’s ever thinking about getting into a relationship with me should stop thinking about it. It’s a terrible idea.
So true.
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(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via lad-elf-ah)
He’s underneath my comforter playing with a mini light saber making noises. He’s basically the cutest thing ever.
The beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa.

Sign me up!Snugglefuck for life!!
:((((((
“…let’s go to pound town on the fuck truck” hahahahahahaha
Oh my God. Thank you, manatee.
Ohmygooooood. I love Manatees.
(Source: scienceandrollerskates)